He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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