oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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