...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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