I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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