I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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