Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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