Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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