Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
