haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
This beer is not sobering me up at all
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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