Christians are straight up FREAKS
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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