last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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