Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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