Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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