Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize