Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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