I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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