Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
do herpes really smell.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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