I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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