I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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