i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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