Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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