I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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