no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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