Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
