Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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