i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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