woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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