Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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