Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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