they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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