Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Watching her eat just hurts me
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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