The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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