jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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