drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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I'm at about main and main street
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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