how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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