I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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