He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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