a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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