I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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