I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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