Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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