Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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