in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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