are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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