I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you didnt know i had herpes?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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