Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i drank out of a bidet.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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