They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I looked at my own cervix.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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