I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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