So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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