My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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