So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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