The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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