So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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