On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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