you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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