did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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