her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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