over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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